2008 2009
010408  Press "1" for English 010209   Brought to you by Tape on Books!
011108  Click here to donate $1 for "Mother Fletcher's 'Vocab Rehab' for Ex-Rappers" fund 010909   Irritable Bowel Syndrome Blues
011808  Click here to donate $1 for "The Courtship of Eddie's Vedder" Project 011609  When life hands you a bag of crap, make crapcakes!
012508  Click here to donate $1 for Hair and Makeup fund 013009  Say hello to Minnie Cooper!
020808  Donate here to the Cosmetic Navel Relocation Foundation 021309  It's crackers to slip a rozza, the dropsy in snide
021508  Timely Fashionista Fund 030609  Rap Music: an Oxymoron?
022208  A Tic-Tac for Your Thoughts Foundation donations 033109  Mmmm!  Goosemelon Fudge!
022908  Afraid of money? Purge yourself here! 032709  Tasty Morsels of Noggity Goodness!
031408  Donate to the Rock O'Bama Campaign Fund 040309  The Buddhist Nudist?
040408  Donate to the Hawaiian-Polish Vowel/Consonant Exchange Commission 041709  Chew, Chew, Chew that Nicorette!
041108  Click here to give all your dough to the gubmint 042409  The Fine Line Between Wanking and Cranking
041808  Sister Brigit Marie was a man of many disguises, especially the nun one. 050109  Big Daddy and Little Buddy
042508  Corgi, with a 50% chance of Schnauzers 050809  Be Your Own Alternate Reality Boss!
050208  Puce is the New Umber 051509  And now, A Mandlebrot of Interruptions!
051108  Looking for Hot Incontinent Singles?  Click here! 052209  Is My Face Too Big?
051708  The New Electric Surround 052909  Stupid Beep!
053008  You better go Jack, Black, and do it again  060609  Uh, Widow Boyd Towed Me
062008  Not Googleable 061909  Pipty Sebbin Chebbie
062708  Fear No Beer 062609  The Pleasing Air of Modernity
071108  Kerouac and Spongebob:  Joined at the hip? 070309  The Lame Thoughts of Mediocrites
071808  Experience Yourself in the Third Person! 070809  Ineffable Yumminess
082208  Droolin' Good Fun! 071009  Counterrevolutionary Rebellion Anyone?
082908  Be True to Your Groove 071209  Silly Bus of Errors
090508  Soul Makeover 080709  Google the Noggins
090708  Mealtime is 24 Hours a Day 082109  Before the Sea was Salt
091208  Buy Songs by the Note! 082809  Anybody Seen Mr. Snibbles?
091908  Light, Sweet Crude! 090409  Spanking Machines: Hit or Myth?
092608  We're bobbin' and we're inside your noggin! 091109  Whose beep is it anyway?
100308  Remember the "Walnetto Waltz"? 091309  Live! From the Bottom of Heaven's Ladder
101108  Keep the Nose 091809  Behold and admire me, for I am in the state of having desirable objects
101708 Spot Cash 092509  Curious George -vs- Julius: Death Match
102408  Perfect Insect 100209  Walking the thin line between wanking and shredding
110708  Mod A Go-Go 101609  Please Enjoy the Bobbin' Noggins Responsibly
111408  Oprah Forced to use Porta-Potty! 102309  The World's Only H.R. Pufnstuf Tribute Band
112108  Google Your Old Girlfriend 103009  475 Horsepower of Sheer Masculinity
112808  Frothy Poodles Click Here! 110609  Say no more! needless to say, that goes without saying!
121508  Frock Swap! 111309  We Love Smothers Brothers Covers!
121908  You asked for a ten but all I had was pictures of money 112009  Zbigniew Brzezinski and Bebe Rebozo Forever!
2010

010110  All ones and zeros

010810  Forced to Be Free

011510  Cage the Ape Within

112709  Gee, Philosopher Krupke!

120409  Sailing the sea of green, it's Cap'n Trade!

121109  own your own teleph own

121809  Greatness is like cabbage, er, wait, no it's not, never mind